Incoherent Ditties...

My wife must be ovulating because the coffee tastes like sex this morning.
I arose aroused and drank two cups in the kitchen.

The woman on the Milk Bone box
looks a little like what I imagine
an old ex of mine might look like today.
She broke my heart three or four times in six or eight places.
She can’t hurt me now, but there was a time when I was her dog.

The phone rang this afternoon and it was Jelly Donut Wholesale.
Despite my appearance these days, she had dialed the wrong number.
She said she had a sore ‘E’ and hung up.

Don’t look now, before it’s too late -
They’ve got you comin’ and goin’.
It won’t be long till they get you
Just sitting there and standing still too.